Here are some simple games I made up for my wife and I to play in the bedroom (or the living room, in some cases). She loved them and I think they helped turn her into the nympho she has become in the last four or five years…

FINGER ID CHALLENGE
I asked my wife to close her eyes. While they were closed I gently slid one of my fingers in her mouth and gave her 30 seconds to identify the hand (right or left) and the exact finger. If she was right she got to pick a body part and I had to kiss it for 60 seconds. If she was wrong, I got to give her another body part to identify for 60 seconds. (Guess which one I gave her [Razz] .)

CHOCOLATE DECADENCE
We shuffled a deck of cards and each picked one, looking at. We had ONE chance to return the card and draw another one, or we could keep the first card. We then slowly revealed our selections. The person with the highest card was to be the "lickee". The low card holder was to then pick another random card and pour chocolate sauce on the appropriate body part -- based on the list below -- and lick it completely clean:

Ace - private parts
2 - wrist
3 - back
4 - neck
5 - chest (between the nipples)
6 - foot
7 - left nipple
8 - right nipple
9 - left wrist
10 - right wrist
Jack - left butt cheek
Queen - right butt cheek
King - lips

POISE CHALLENGE
I told my wife to flip a coin and call it in the air. The loser of the coin toss would then be required to balance an empty can on their forehead for at least 60 seconds, while the other person tried to distract them sexually (without actually shaking them). If the can fell, the loser was to receive a sexy hot wax torture.

TELEVISION CHALLENGE
The game here involved a TV and remote control. I had exactly 60 seconds to flip through the channels and find some sort of erotic act that could be done or simulated. (Until the scene was over.) Hurray for Cinemax!

TASTE TEST
My wife loves to have her feet rubbed, so I told her that I would give her a five minute foot massage if she could correctly identify 3 of 5 common foods by tasting them while blindfolded. If she failed she had to rub MY feet for five minutes.

LIARS CHALLENGE (3 rounds, alternating)
We each had to tell a story as though it had happened to us. (It could be anyone's story.) At the end of the story, the listener had to guess whether the story was true or false. Correct guesses meant the winner got to pick any sexual activity for the next 60 seconds.

LONGFELLOW CHALLENGE
I told my wife to take off her shirt and bra. I then wrote three short phrases on her back using my fingernail. If she could identify two of the three phrases I would give her a back rub for 5 minutes. Otherwise, she would have to give me a back rub for 5 minutes.

UNCLE
My wife really doesn't like porn, and *I* sometimes like to be spanked, so I pulled down my pants, laid across her lap, and gave her two minutes to make me say UNCLE. If I won, we got to watch porn. If she won, she got to choose the movie. (NOTE: She went to the kitchen and grabbed a wooden spoon for this challenge. About twenty seconds later we were watching "Pirates of the Carribean" for the 34th time. Damn Johnny Depp. Damn wooden spoon.)

TOSS ACROSS
I gave my wife ten playing cards and set up a box halfway across the family room. She had to toss at least three cards into the box. If she lost, she had to step outside without her top on. (The lights could be off.) If she won, I told her I would attempt a sexy dance for 30 seconds.

BAD GIRL CHALLENGE
As a complement to the UNCLE game above, I came up with a bunch of sex related questions and made her lean over the couch, bare assed, before I asked them. If she answered incorrectly, or didn't answer within 5 seconds, I would give her a swat. If she got at least half the questions right then I was to kiss her bottom and make it better. If not, she was to get an extra swat for each wrong answer.

1. What is another word for blowjob that starts with "f"? (Fellatio)
2. What is another word for pussy licking that starts with "c"? (Cunnilingus)
3. What is a French phrase meaning threesome? (Menage a Trois)
4. What is another word for intercourse that starts with "c"? (Coitus)
5. True or False, the average male erection is 5 inches long? (False)
6. What is sodomy? (Anal OR oral sex)
7. What is another word for penis that starts with "p"? (Phallus)
8. True or False, 30% of women over 80 still have sex? (True)
9. What was I doing the first time I got sexually aroused? (Climbing a rope in gym class.)
10. True or False, Wyoming's "Grand Tetons" is Indian for "big tits"? (True)
11. True or False, 5% of women can orgasm from breast stimulation alone? (False -- only 1% can)
12. What is snowballing? (An oral cumshot that is spit back to the/a partner.)
13. Name a common sexual fantasy?
14. Name another common sexual fantasy?
15. Name another common sexual fantasy?
(Anal sex, celebrity sex, using toys, domination, getting paid, group sex, lesbian sex, rape, sex in a public place, sex with an audience, sex with someone off limits, strange sex, submission, sex with a younger man.)

CHANNEL FLIPPER
I inserted a silver bullet vibrator into my wife's pussy and sat next to her on the couch, holding the remote control. She grabbed my cock. We then flipped through the TV channels one at a time, pausing for at least 5 seconds on each channel. Every time there was an attractive man on the screen I turned on the vibrator until the scene was over. When an attractive woman was on the screen she had to stroke me until the scene was over. The person to make it through all 500 channels (damn cable) without having an orgasm would be declared the winner.